The courts in session
The judge waits for your lies
You gather all the nonevidence
and begin to devise
your brain contemplates very hard
to lie is quite an art
AHAH you just had a moment
It was rather quick on your part
You croak an AHEM
and speak your plan
and begin your dainty mayhem
Everyone roars in applause
they loved your last clause
you did wonderful
The defendant’s been sacked by your claws
Now it’s time to make new laws
Arrogance is glory
Bigotry is great
Falsehood is truth
Murder is nothing
It’s all going to be a new great story
Rewriting history